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Confucius did not say …

 

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What Confucius did not say!   CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY… Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent. Squirrel who runs up woman’s leg will not find nuts. Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion. Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted. Man who eats many prunes get good run for money. War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It takes many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it. Man who drives like hell is bound to get there. Man who stands on toilet is high on pot. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. Finally CONFUCIUS DID SAY. . … "A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"

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Don’t forget to smile….

An unmarried man’s life is incomplete; once married it’s finished!!

 

 

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New Aspirin (Not a Joke)…can save your life

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Heart Attack info on New Aspirin You are part of my ten! Read and heed! This can’t be read TOO many times!!!!! This is good info. We did not know that you should not lie down while waiting for the EMT Heart attack info NEW ASPIRIN Serious stuff, no joke!! Just a reminder to all: purchase a box, keep one in your car, pocketbook, wallet, bedside, etc. IMPORTANT READ…… Something that we can do to help ourselves. Nice to know. Bayer is making crystal aspirin to dissolve under the tongue. They work much faster than the tablets. Why keep aspirin by your bedside? About Heart Attacks There are other symptoms of an heart attack besides the pain on the left arm. One must also be aware of an intense pain on the chin, as well as nausea and lots of sweating, however these symptoms may also occur less frequently. Note:There may be NO pain in the chest during a heart attack The majority of people (about 60%) who had a heart attack during their sleep, did not wake up. However, if it occurs, the chest pain may wake you up from your deep sleep. If that happens,immediately dissolve two aspirins in your mouth and swallow them with a bit of water. Afterwards: CALL 911 - say "heart attack!" - say that you have taken 2 aspirins.. - phone a neighbor or a family member who lives very close by - take a seat on a chair or sofa near the front door, and wait for their arrival and… DO NOT lie down A Cardiologist has stated that, if each person, after receiving this e-mail, sends it to 10 people, probably one life can be saved! I have already shared the information- – What about you? Do forward this message; it may save lives!

 

 

 

Rules For Good Housekeeping…LOL

An unmarried man’s life is incomplete; once married it’s finished!

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I’ll try to remember these….LOL!       1. It is time to clean out the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside. 2. Keep it clean enough for healthy, dirty enough for happy. 3. Never make fried chicken in the nude. 4. Do not engage in unarmed combat with a dust bunny big enough to choke the vacuum cleaner. 5. You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. 6. If guys were suppose to hang clothes up, door knobs would be bigger. 7. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 8. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. 9. Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduce the glare from the bulb, thereby creating a romantic atmosphere. 10. When writing your name in the dust on the table, omit the date.

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Have you ever seen a peacock in full flight?

An unmarried man’s life is incomplete; once married it’s finished!

 

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Come to think of it you never see them off the ground do you. How magnificent they are.              This is a rare opportunity for this. We never imagined that it could be so magnificent – like a phoenix in a fairy tale! Please save and share with good friends as it is not every day we can see such beauty!!!

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